Kathy Griffin Emmy Nominations

Let the ass kissing begin. Kathy Griffin is up for two Emmy awards for her D-list antics. I guess kissing ass and sucking babies has worked for the one time D-lister. One has to wonder how her schtick will change with this new found success. Maybe an insiders look at the A-list crowd from someone who only cares about the money and recognition. OK, pull the money thing out and it has a pretty good ring to it. Your welcome Kathy :P
Kathy Griffin's 2009 Emmy nominations come in the way of the Reality program, which she does not share with Ty Pennington and Variety, Music or Comedy Special which she sort of shares with Dubbya. Stay tuned to Kathy and her "life on the D-list" as I'm sure her ass kissing antics will become an important ramp up to the Emmy Awards night. Previously she did a telephone Emmy Campaign, maybe she will buy all the female members a Vibrator so they could think of her in a positive light... Hey, it could work.

Here is a breakdown of the Emmy categories Kathy Griffin is in

2009 EMMY NOMINEES FOR REALITY PROGRAM
Antiques Roadshow
Dirty Jobs
Dog Whisperer with Cesar Millan
Intervention
Kathy Griffin: My Life On The D-List
MythBusters


2009 EMMY NOMINEES FOR VARIETY, MUSIC OR COMEDY SPECIAL

Chris Rock: Kill the Messenger — London, New York, Johannesburg
Kathy Griffin: She'll Cut a Bitch
Ricky Gervais: Out of England — The Stand-Up Special
The 31st Annual Kennedy Center Honors
Will Ferrell: You're Welcome America — A Final Night with George W Bush

FOR THE COMPLETE EMMY NOMINEE's LIST Check out The Glass Tit

Kathy Griffin new squeeze

Fans of the D-list will no doubt remember the recent episode which featured her trip to Richmond (Vancouver) Canada. During the show, Kathy Griffin did a stand-up show at the Riverrock theatre and met with Lily Tomlin, all of which was arranged by Howard Blank - VP of something rather for the hotel and casino in which Kathy Griffin performed.
If you saw the show, you would have thought Howard Blank was stalking Kathy Griffin. Here is the funny part. Remember awhile back Kathy Griffin was dating fatty but rich dude Steve Wazniak? Well.... as it turns out, Kathy Griffin is a chubby chaser. Reports have Kathy Griffin in Howards' bed. Sure he isn't a computer millionaire like Steve, but Kathy Griffin is still upset over her break-up with Steve and has been searching for the perfect fatty for some time now. Enter Howard.

KATHY GRIFFIN YOUTUBE INTERVIEW

In a video chat with Tom O'neil which is all over YouTube today, Kathy Griffin, among other things, said she would like to wrestle her third Emmy out of the dead hands of Ty Pennington.

Kathy Griffin previously won two Emmy's for her "reality TV show" "My life on the D-list" which kicks off the new season Monday at 10/9c on Bravo.

On the topic of the Emmy Awards, while caressing her previous Emmy's, Kathy Griffin went on to say "I am willing to trade one family member each year I win an Emmy, Now I'm going to go out on a limb here because all know that the real reason people watch 'My Life on the D-List' is because of my mother and no offense to her but this year I will trade my mother for a third Emmy. Now I've discussed it with her as well as her nurse, and she knows it's not personal. But I will do whatever it takes."
Kathy took home the Emmy for best reality program for the past two years for her show, "My Life on the D-list."

In her Youtube interview, Kathy Griffin also offered up a "scoop" or exclusive stating she had intercourse with John Gosslin last night at a pub in Redding Pennsylvania. Kathy Griffin clarified her desire to have a third Emmy by stating she has an Emmy disorder and wants a third Emmy "like most people want the market to rebound or how Angelina Jolie wants one more kid." In fact, Kathy Griffin joked that she is "not above actually slipping a mickey to voters and maybe getting some left over crack from an intervention episode and slipping it in someones drink"

Here is the entire YOUTUBE KATHY GRIFFIN VIDEO INTERVIEW.

"D-List "D-word"

Of all the things to get upset about everybody seems in a tissy about Kathy Griffin saying "DICK" or now referred to as the "D-word"
Fo fuck sakes people, when will this stop, how many bad letters do we have to go through before every letter of the latin alphabet is banned. Let's see now, we have the A word, the C word (Or is it K word?) The F Word, the S word, the all important N word now we have a fucking D word. The word is Dick people. Dick sould also be the nickname of someone named Richard, are you going to say these people are not allowed to use their name? Sure the contect KATHY GRIFFIN obviously meant on the CNN NEW YEARS EVE SPECIAL is as a reference to ANDERSON COOPERS COCK.

Here is the fox opinion of the matter

Did she really just say that?

That was the question likely going through the minds of the people watching Kathy Griffin live on CNN's telecast from Times Square on New Year's Eve.

The foul-mouthed comedienne was getting heckled by the boisterous crowd when she lost her cool on the chilly night.

"Shut up!" she yelled at a heckler. "You know what, screw you! I'm working! Why don't you get a job, buddy!"

Then the "My Life on the D-List" star added: "You know, I don't go to your job and knock the dick [think male anatomy] out of your mouth."

CNN deleted the exchange from recorded repeats of the telecast, but the original airing had already made its way onto popular file-sharing sites like YouTube.

To save you the time, here is the YOUTUBE VIDEO of KATHY GRIFFIN and ANDERSON COOPER NEW YEARS EVE SPECIAL and her "D-WORD"

This is a montage without the KATHY GRIFFIN DICK comment


Now for all those searching, here is the oh so dreaded "D-WORD"